Yoga - Downward Doggie Style

Verse

Breathe in slow, now open up your hips,

feel the stretch running all the way down to your tips.

Down on the mat, get on your hands and knees,

(hands and knees, hands and knees)

arch your back for me now, nice and easy, please.

Verse

Now hold it right there, don't you dare let go,

deeper, deeper, feel the tension start to flow.

I'll come around and adjust you from behind,

(from behind, from behind)

just relax, let me guide you, you'll be fine.

Chorus

It's all namaste, nothing to see here,

just a little yoga, keep it wholesome, keep it clear.

Namaste, innocent as can be,

(so innocent)

so why's your face so red just watching me?

Verse

Downward dog now, push your hips up high,

feel it burning slow, don't you even try to lie.

Wet with sweat, glistening in the light,

(glistening, glistening)

hold that pose for me, we'll go all night.

Chorus

It's all namaste, nothing to see here,

just a little yoga, keep it wholesome, keep it clear.

Namaste, innocent as can be,

(so innocent)

so why's your face so red just watching me?

Bridge

I swear it's just my job, I swear it's just the class,

I'm only teaching posture, only teaching how to pass.

If your mind went somewhere else, well, that's on you,

(that's on you)

I kept it zen the whole way through.

Verse

The back row's always full, I wonder why that is,

they say it's for the space, not because it's my bliss.

One guy comes to every session, never misses a Tuesday,

(every Tuesday, every Tuesday)

says it's for his flexibility, in his own strange way.

Chorus

It's all namaste, nothing to see here,

just namaste, keep it wholesome, keep it clear.

Outro

Class dismissed, roll your mats away.

Nothing happened here at all — namaste.

[Spoken] "Created by DiscoPrincess -- Royalty of the night"