Bagged and Boarded

Verse 1

Screen

Blue glass glowing in my face

Still sitting in my parents' old place

I bought

A comic book I'll never read

Bagged and boarded

Safe

Resting on a shelf above my bed

Checking my mentions

Checking the thread

Chorus

I don't think I'm cool enough for you

I don't think I'm cool enough for you

Trying to be someone else is all I do

Because I'm not cool enough for you

Verse 2

Stutter

Looking at my dirty shoes

Trying not to spread the bad news

Sweaty palms

Rubbing on my denim jeans

I'm just a guy

Torn

Looking for a way to fit in

Nobody wins

Nobody knows

Chorus

I don't think I'm cool enough for you

I don't think I'm cool enough for you

Trying to be someone else is all I do

Because I'm not cool enough for you

Bridge

Maybe if I grew a beard

Maybe if I acted weird

Maybe if I disappeared

I am awkward

I am lonely

I am honest

And I'm sorry that I'm such a geek

Every single day of every single week

Guitar Solo

Chorus

I don't think I'm cool enough for you

I don't think I'm cool enough for you

Trying to be someone else is all I do

Because I'm not cool enough for you

Post-Chorus

Not cool enough

Not cool enough

Whoa oh

Not cool enough

Outro

I'll stay home

Play my games

Forget the names

Just a nerd

Yeah

Just a nerd