Sideshow Girls

Intro

All the sideshow girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

All the sideshow girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

(Hahahahahaha)

Verse 1

Hey friends! Im Ugly Uugy

The Psychopathic clown from Chattahoochi

Don't call me Jackson you big dumb meany

Im Eminem if he was a little more crazy (I think my dad's gone crazy)

Enter the scene on the left

A cute little lady wanted for theft

She tried breaking in and stealing what's mine?

Hahahaha we gonna show her a hell of a time

Go ahead, look in my toybox

Open the lid and see my whips and saws

Put on the cuffs and get on the seesaw

What a ball! This will be the most fun of all!

Tune in ladies and gentlemen and see a lesson

Why you shouldnt see a clowns home and go treadin

Chorus

I promise you weren't born for this

You really just might burn for this

You really think you can handle this?

Its all in fun yeah its all in fun

I promise you weren't born for this

You really just might burn for this

You really think you can handle this?

Its all in fun yeah its all in fun

Verse 2

You really thought you were fucking around

Now youre in the basement of my house!

They're going to be comparing me to Gacy (AHHHHHH!) shut up bitch not so loud!

I barely gotten started dont start screaming now! Just a little (smick smack)

And a little (crick crack)

Turn the table (smish smash)

Bleed a little (whiplash)

Im telling ya you really fucked up

Chose the wrong house for your come up

Now you'll be my play toy until sun up

It was a set up, a set up, a set up (you dirty mole mole mole)

This ain't GTA but youre about to find out how to play

No cheat codes here nah like Limp Bizkit youre gonna get it my way

Chorus

I promise you weren't born for this

You really just might burn for this

You really think you can handle this?

Its all in fun yeah its all in fun

I promise you weren't born for this

You really just might burn for this

You really think you can handle this?

Bridge

Mmm, mmm

Oooh you thought

Mmm, mmm

Oooh you thought

Chorus

I promise you weren't born for this

You really just might burn for this

You really think you can handle this?

Its all in fun yeah its all in fun

I promise you weren't born for this

You really just might burn for this

You really think you can handle this?